Oh, corporate culture, a cacophony of cues,
A tango with technology, machine learning in your shoes.
Finance and AI, a partnership so bizarre,
Who'd have thought we'd come this far?
In the style of Frost with a Hughes hue,
Sitting at my desk, mocking the corporate zoo.
Players in suits, clicking on Excel,
While nature thrives, oblivious to this hell.
Consider the binary, it exists, yet it doesn’t.
Quirky Qubits! Oh, how quantum mechanics taunts.
A paradigm so intricate, so utterly recondite,
Like the veil of illusion in corporate eyesight.
Money is data, data is gold,
‘The rich get richer’, oh the story’s old.
Yet, as Schrödinger’s cat, we dwell in uncertainty,
An aria of ambiguity, finance's absurdity.
Einstein smirked at time's relativity,
We smirk at corporate naiveté.
Artificial Intelligence, or human ignorance profound?
In the search for profit, what wisdom have we found?
Neural networks, they mimic the brain,
While executives bask in capital gain.
Conflicting forces, Geology’s Plate Tectonics
Are like corporate politics, levers economic.
Gamma rays, quasars, black holes, the cosmic web,
A universe vast, while we are absorbed in celeb.
Deep learning algorithms, they illuminate the way,
Yet, we remain blind, in corporate play.
Through natural selection, we've evolved,
Yet in concrete jungles, what problems have we solved?
From Mendel to Watson, DNA's splendid spiral,
To corporate ladder, oh the irony is viral.
We’ve fiddled with atoms, split the nucleus,
While Wall Street splits trust, without much fuss.
A sonnet to science, a satire to the suit,
In the dance of data and dollars, who plays the flute?