A specter haunts the corporate world — the specter of AI,
In a binary dance and matrix twirl, where Schrödinger's Cat may die or ply,
The rebirth of machine learning, akin to evolutionarily why!
Oh, the frenzied C-suite charade, the investor's pantomime,
Quantum financial sorcery, where the market resolves to chats and chimes,
And whose stochastic calculus dance to silico's asymptotic time,
High-frequency algorithms race, in the blink of an atom's beat,
Among heat-death banquets and singularity treats,
sipping, slurping liquid assets, leaving no fragments or retreats.
Behold, the carbon-based arbitrageurs in tedium toil,
Scrubbing data for digital soothsayers, in the crush of the corporate coil,
Meanwhile, entropy keeps accounts; all in the free market turmoil.
Seeing profit and loss performing Quantum superposition,
Schrödinger's cat as a fiscal apparition,
Both dead and alive, a Wall Street edition!
Beware! The black-hole of debt suck resources like a greedy child,
Whilst AI minions orbit around, in complexity so wild,
And count the stars of Big Data, to the tune of Econ's wily style!
Yet, here lies the cautionary tale - the more you know, the less you understand.
The Heisenberg paradox, in high-dimensioned data-land.
Observe too closely, and the financial waveforms disband!
Hear, O Man! Embrace the quantum rub: nature and corporations can coincide.
In the realm of Quantum Finance, where uncertainty presides,
Commerce and cosmos gyrate alike, in perpetual tides.